10 Musicians to Invite to Your Holiday Party

The original list comes from Hypebot and starts like this:

1. Leonard Cohen – For intelligent cocktail conversation
2. Ozzy Osbourne – Is it really a party without Ozzy?
3. Ziggy Marley – Somebody has to bring the….
4. Ray Lamontagne – I just want to try to make this guy smile
5. Dr. John – Add some NOLA spice to the party gumbo

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My list goes like this:

1.  Tommy Lee:  The man travels with his own Jaegermeister dispensing machine.  Need I say more?

2.  Andrew W.K.:  He’d make the party hearty

3. David Bowie:  Don’t you think it’s time that he got out of the house for a bit?

4. Liam Gallagher:  You need someone to start a drunken brawk.

5. Nick Cave:  For the interesting conversation

6. Joe Strummer:  Yes, he’s dead.  But I’d still like to have a beer with him.

7. Bob Geldof:  He’s actually a fun guy.  And he’s probably the guy who would deck Liam first.

8. Gord Downie:  Just for the dancing.

9. Courtney Love:  Just for the hysterics.

10. Dave Grohl:  The Nicest Man in Rock™.  He’s keep Courtney in line and then end up forming a band with everyone else at the party.