More Than 100,000 People Sign Petition to Have Justin Bieber Deported
A group of people with population equal to a small city have signed a petition demanding that the US Government deport Justin Bieber. They want his green card revoked and the Biebster put on the next plane back to Canada. I quote:
We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.That number will keep increasing throughout the week as word of this petition spreads.
I hate to break this to you, Murica, but (a) Bieber hasn’t done anything deportable under the law; and (b) you let him in, you keep him. We won’t let him through customs.
Then again, that could result in him living in the airport like Edward Snowden or that guy in the Tom Hanks movie, The Terminal. This could trigger an ugly diplomatic incident along the world’s longest undefended border and, ultimately, nuclear war.
(Via Time)
