A Satanic band has been removed from a tour for being Satanic
We start with Charlie Crockett, the country singer who was banned from Canada over a 2014 felony conviction for possession of weed. He’s also a MAGA sort, so good riddance.
He’s currently on tour behind a new album entitled Clovis and picked up a husband-and-wife duo called Twin Temple. It looks like he had no clue what he was doing.
Twin Temple (Alexandra and Zachary James) bills itself as a “Satanic doo-wop band.” Some of their hits include “Let’s Have a Satanic Orgy,” “Lucifer, My Love,” “I Am a Witch,” and “Burn Your Bible.” It’s not like they’re shy about their beliefs. Infowars’ Alex Jones once called them “The embodiment of pure evil.” Cool.
Imagine, then Crockett’s shock when this Satanic band turned out to be…Satanic!
This would not stand for Crockett and he ordered the band dropped from the two shows for which they were to supply support.
This, of course, is the best thing to happen to Twin Temple because now everyone is talking about them. Let me help you become acquainted with them. Go here and here.
Here’s their statement:
There’s a happy ending to this, though. Jack White has asked Twin Temple to open for him. Which tour which you rather be on?
