Bored with traditional Valentine’s Day playlists? Try Between the Sheets

Valentine’s Day is coming up on Sunday, so I’ve been getting the usual press releases on playlists featuring the sexiest songs, most romantic songs, the bad sad songs for single people on Valentine’s Day–that kind of thing. This year, though, Deezer, the Paris-based streaming service, is proposing something different: audio porn.

Okay, that’s a bit harsh. They describe their new Between the Sheets section as “a mixture of bedroom playlists and erotic podcasts.”

I had a look at this–purely for research purposes, you understand–and found some interesting curated material.

• Sinners Erotic Stories, a podcast that talks dirty to you.
• Sex w/ Emily, which is framed as sex education
• Turn Me On, which–well, guess.

There’s also a section that features a collection of albums with explicit cover art. And there’s apparently a hidden section called Behind the Curtain. I didn’t managed to access that. Yet.

Between the Sheets launches this Sunday on Deezer. Your move, Spotify and Apple Music.