I can’t tell you what’s happening in this music video in this headline otherwise Google will make me take it down

Because this site’s meagre revenues depend largely on what pennies we can get through Google AdSense, we have to adhere to certain AdSense standards when it comes to content. Refusal to comply could mean a complete banishment from the Google ecosystem and that would be disastrous. Because we’ve received many a takedown notice for the weirdest reasons involving, er, naughty(ish) things, I’m being cautious with this one.

Let’s just say this: the following video involves Metallica, a cover of “Enter Sandman,: drums, drumming and, er, drumsticks. Sort of.