But…but…I thought love was going to keep them together! What about their muskrat love? Do they no longer have that way they want to touch each other? So they’re not going to do it to each other one more time? Or was some caught shopping around?
Okay, I’m done.
But 39 years is a long time to be married. And now it’s over.
Add this to the list of the most crushing music personality divorces ever.