“Cash Me Ousside” Girl is Going On Tour. Wait–What?

If you want to see what’s wrong with celebrity world right now, you need not go any further than Danielle Bregoli, the “cash me ousside” brat who has become famous for being a punk-ass kid. First, she’s getting a reality show. Now she’s going on tour. Dr. Phil has a lot to answer for.

Dr. Phil has a lot to answer for.

This summer nationwide tour (handled by Live Nation, no less) will apparently involve her lip-syncing and insulting the audience. Naturally, she has some backstage demands. TMZ reports she wants the following:

– 50″ inch TV with Netflix and DVD player for viewing Paris Hilton in “House of Wax” (movie subject to change)
– 3 fidget spinners
– 5 Gildan or Fruit of the Loom brand white tank tops, “ABSOLUTELY NO HANES BRAND”
– 4 large Domino’s pizzas
– 1 fruit platter, but NO pineapple

Oh, and she’s demanding a per diem of $750 and $3,000 for personal security. And get this: she’ll receive $50,000 if she sells out two test shows, July 8 in Fort Lauderdale and July 9 in Houston.

This planet is doomed. Thanks to Tom for the link. We’ve been warned.

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 30+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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