Chad Kroeger to Marry Avril Lavigne

I got nothin’.  Deryck?  Details here, if you must.

Best tweets so far:

“Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger have requested that in lieu of wedding gifts, everyone stop laughing uncontrollably at them.”

“Avril Lavigne, if you Yoko Ono Nickelback, I will be so mad at you!!”

“Avril Lavigne is marrying some guy in Nickelback?! Can Taylor Swift just marry Fred Durst so we can be done with this once and for all?”

Please leave any notes of congratulation in the comments section below.

Alan Cross

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4 thoughts on “Chad Kroeger to Marry Avril Lavigne

  • August 22, 2012 at 3:33 pm
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    Surely one of their offspring will be at the reins of the 2nd horse of the apocalypse…

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  • August 22, 2012 at 6:15 pm
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    Well this is weird.

    I know they're only 10 years apart in age. So why does this somehow seem creepy?

    Ah well, good for them. I give it under 2 years.

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  • August 22, 2012 at 7:36 pm
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    May their home be filled with happiness, shitty pop "punk", and bland safe for radio "rock".
    Oh yeah, and hair bleach…lots and lots of hair bleach.

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  • August 23, 2012 at 4:56 am
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    May they continue to poison Can Con airwaves with their Autotune contrived shitty "punk" songs. Hell just stays the same.

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