This, obviously, is the gossip that’s being chattered about everywhere today. And where did we hear about it first? On Gwyneth’s much-ridiculed website, Goop.com. (You may have trouble getting on; there’s quite a bit of traffic and it’s crashed more than once.) Just in case, here’s the relevant bit:
Gwyneth & Chris
“Conscious uncoupling?” What bafflegab.
Now the dissections begin.
- Was Gwyneth stepping out on Chris?
- Was it the pressure of the whole Vanity Fair thing?
- Incompatible work schedules?
- What happened on that family trip to the Bahamas?
- It will be awkward at bass player Guy Berryman’s upcoming wedding, won’t it?
- Home renovations often drive couples apart–and Chris and Gwyneth had enough of those in London, didn’t they?
- Holy crap! Didn’t they just spend $14 million on a Malibu beach house?
- And will Chris turn into a groupie slut on the next Coldplay tour? (I don’t have a link for that; I’m just thinking out loud.)
*Sigh* Can Brangelina be far behind?