Your Crazy Musical Conspiracy of the Week: The Beatles Never Existed. Wait–What?

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I and millions of others marveled at how the Beatles were able to create so much groundbreaking music in such a short period of time. How were they able to do that? Could it be because the Beatles as we know them never existed in the first place?

This is the batshit-crazy theory put forward by TheBeatlesNeverExisted.com. Central to their conspiracy claim is that there’s no possible way John, Paul, Ringo and George could have done what everyone says they did. Instead, its alleged, there were multiple sets of Beatles that were swapped in and out through the 1960s.

This is a serious subject, not a joke, and this site is here to expose the actions of those who exploited these young men and defrauded us their fans. It is to defend the honor of everyone involved who did not take part in it willingly. It has become apparent to us in this extensive and painstaking research that there were never just four individual people known as “John”, “Paul”, “George”, and “Ringo” who comprised one Rock & Roll band known as “The Beatles”, and rose to fame as the world’s first supergroup. For all intents and purposes as far as we can tell, no one such group ever existed.

We are here to explore whether the original individuals themselves ever existed (and if so, what may have happened to them and by whom), but have not been able thus far to calculate how many of each persona were fraudulently presented to the world. Please join us at the forum if you care to and can be open-minded. This is a highly-emotional topic for many of us, and most of us have very strong feelings about it. We have started this work because we were once fans to varying degrees, an many of still listen to and enjoy their music.

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Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 30+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

3 thoughts on “Your Crazy Musical Conspiracy of the Week: The Beatles Never Existed. Wait–What?

  • December 5, 2014 at 10:30 am
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    They existed, but had a LOT of inside help… as evidenced by their lame output as solo artists.

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  • December 5, 2014 at 8:52 pm
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    All things Must Pass… Imagine …. Band on the Run… First Plastic Ono Band album… Ram… Cloud 9.
    Yeah. Those were real lame.

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  • December 21, 2017 at 7:06 pm
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    You people are ever so bored.
    Why can’t you people understand that humans physically change when they grow old.
    Usually your skin gets floppy if you don’t take rip yourself up, Paul looks never changed, he just became older, it’s as simple as that! The voice is the same, the face is the same, the ears are floppy his face got a bit longer because of this rare thing called gravity, you must have heard of it. The Beatles were just playing with everyone because they (and everyone related to this phenomenon) were a group of geniuses, innovative marketing without any limits, all the clues, the art, the backward recordings, it was all them, this was their way to maintain their position in the music industry, today getting the amount of attention to get to the top is a no brainer with social media, they didn’t have that, they just had their brains and they were music history’s best.
    Stop this evil non sense conspiracy theory and keep enjoying the gift and legacy they left to music lovers.

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