I thought the human race had finally moved beyond Paris Hilton’s famous-because-I’m-famous excreta. But apparently not.
Paris has not only turned into a club DJ, but a much-sought-after one, too. When she claimed to TMZ that she was one of the top five highest-paid DJs in the world, TMZ laughed–and then did some digging.
Dammit, she might be right.
First, she has a huge contract with a club in Ibiza. Why? Because when she appears, the place is packed. For weeks on end. She’s also much in-demand in Moscow.
So how much is she getting paid? Somewhere between $100,000 and $350,000 per hour of spinning. PER F**KING HOUR!
There is no hope for humanity. Please, Skynet, come save us.