Diddy criming update: 9–no, 10!–things to know today

With Sean “Diddy” Combs locked up in Brooklyn jail awaiting trial on a host of charges (human trafficking, assault, arson, kidnapping, and forced labour PLUS drugs and weapons charges), there’s plenty of speculation about what’s coming next.

1. How many people knew about these vile “freak off” parties?

A lot. And plenty of A-list people participated in them over the years, back as far as 2008. Anyone who dared think of talking about what happened was silenced/blackmailed/threatened. Now that Diddy’s in jail, will anyone come forward? Anyone want to share a picture of a bottle of souvenir lube taken from Diddy’s place?

Authorities found more than 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lube at his homes in Miami and Beverly Hills. This begs a question. Baby oil tends to have a best-before date of about three years from manufacture. How much baby oil was being used?

He didn’t organize these parties on his own. He needed help to put them together, conduct them, and (ew) clean up after them. This means hired help, ranging from caterers to the sex workers employed for these gigs.

This is telling, too. Diddy’s PR person has resigned. Think she’s singing to the authorities?

2. Who could/SHOULD speak up? And who’s afraid about what’s they may have done?

Buddies like Jay Z, Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Rihanna, the Kardashians, Post Malone, Pharrell, Oprah, Kanye, Naomi Campbell, Usher, Aston Kutcher, The Weeknd, Cardi B, Kevin Hart, and many others have all been very, very quiet this week. Are we supposed to believe that they’d never heard or didn’t know about the bullsh*t Diddy was up to?

Then there are people like 50 Cent who have been on Diddy’s bad side for years. Fiddy is even working on a Netflix doc that he says will expose Combs. Eminem has also spoken out, specifically rapping about Diddy’s involvement in the murders of Tupac and Notorious BIG. I quote from “Fuel”:  “‘Till he’s in police handcuffs, guilty, will he step up?/Like gee, never turned himself in, who knows all the murders there’ll have been.”

Shyne, who took the fall for Diddy years ago, is speaking out.

You know authorities are knocking on doors. Who will talk in exchange for testimony? Who will talk in exchange for not being charged with a crime?

Me? I’m waiting for Kat Williams to elaborate on what he said in this interview from earlier this year. In it, he predicted that this was the year a lot of people associated with Diddy were going to go down. “All lies will be exposed,” he said.

And then there’s this book from Diddy’s dead wife, Kim Porter. It’s only 60 pages of her diary, but…wow. It alleges Diddy having sex with a young male singer who went on to become a household name–and taping the whole thing. I quote from the Daily Mail report: “The Porter memoir claimed Combs first hit her after she refused to use a strap-on on him.”

3. What’s on those tapes?

As per point one above, those freak off parties were captured on video and then allegedly used to keep people quiet. What people? And what’s actually on that video? Authorities say they’ve seized “dozens and dozens” of tapes. There are rumours that someone got their hands on the tapes and are trying to sell them. Jeezus.

One cop who participated in a raid on one of Diddy’s houses says he’s “as bad as Epstein.”

4. Diddy will be awaiting trial for a long time. Months, in fact.

It’ll be at least six months before he’s in front of a judge. Since he’s a flight risk, he’s been denied bail, even though he offered to put up a mansion, his private plane and his mother’s house for collateral.

5. Is Diddy in danger of being “Epsteined?” At least one person thinks so.

Funny how Jeffrey Epstein managed to kill himself while awaiting trial for all his sex crimes. Before he could talk about all his friends, he was dead. Cameron Lindsay, a former warden at MDC Brooklyn (Diddy’s jail), thinks that even though he’s being held away from the general population, he’s a target. Killing Diddy, he says, would be a “badge of honour.”

6. Diddy’s life of luxury is over

In his Special Housing Unit at MDC Brooklyn, Diddy is getting one hour of recreation time a day and three showers a week. Wakeup call is at 6 am. The food–pre-cooked and kept warm until mealtime–isn’t great.

7. What’s with Justin Bieber?

Word is that Bieber is so disturbed by everything that he has “cut himself off from the world.” He’s known Diddy since he was at least 14.

8. What’s Diddy’s name in the indictment?

He’s listed as “SEAN COMBS, a/k/a “Puff Daddy,” a/k/a “P.Diddy,” a/k/a “Diddy,” a/k/a “PD,” a/k/a “Love” every single time.

9. How many … um “toys”… does one household need?

According to a late-breaking report, authorities found 748 “toys” at Diddy’s house. That is not a typo.

10. Diddy has reportedly been placed on suicide watch.

People are concerned. See “Epsteined” comment above.