Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 40+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

7 thoughts on “Does the Guitar You Play Say “I Am a Douchebag?”

  • October 11, 2012 at 1:41 pm
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    My Gibson Les Paul says I'm between "Trust with Band Money" and "Brother from Another Mother". My BC Rich Warlock isn't on the list but I have a feeling it would land me somewhere between "Total Douce" and "Repugnant Individual". I don't play the Warlock anymore.

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  • October 11, 2012 at 4:26 pm
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    Looks like I'm both a Total Douchebag/Girlfriend Stealer and Saint Stephen.

    Three BC RIch guitars (but not pointy ones), and a Fender Telecaster.

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  • October 12, 2012 at 12:03 am
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    That's funny. Two of Prince's axe's of choice appear as the penultimate at each end.

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  • October 12, 2012 at 12:11 am
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    So, David Bowie is a douchebag? Who knew.

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  • October 12, 2012 at 2:51 pm
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    The Thin White Douche

    … I also have a Parker, but my Strat saves me from total douchiness.

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  • October 13, 2012 at 8:07 pm
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    Hmmmm, seems if you're not playing one of the big four Fender/Gibsons you're likely to be a douchebag. Hardly fair.

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  • March 2, 2013 at 10:07 pm
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    Ummm Les Paul players are the biggest douchebags and they are elitist pussies too.

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