Events

Published on February 27th, 2019 | by Gilles LeBlanc

16

Ed the Sock Declares War on Ontario Idiocracy

Guess who’s back?

If you can remember a time when Eminem videos like “Without Me” played continuously on something called MuchMusic, then you’re probably familiar with a potty-mouthed puppet known as Ed the Sock.

For a good chunk of the Nineties into the 2000s (“way more than a couple of years dude”, as he was quick to point out to me), there was no bigger personality on Canadian television with a hand stuck up his backside. Take THAT, Casey from Mr. Dressup! Ed’s razor-sharp wit and tell it like it is attitude made him a social superstar in an era before camera phones gave digital dummies the idea they can get rich quick on YouTube or Instagram. That’s kind of the premise behind his new War on Stupid comeback tour with longtime partner in crime and comedy Liana K, AKA the “Red” in Ed & Red’s Night Party.

After a successful dry run out west, the unorthodox double act are bringing their show to eight Ontario cities starting in Doug Ford’s backyard of Etobicoke on Friday March 1st. Lord knows we need Ed’s brand of irreverent humour now more than ever given the buffoon who’s in charge of our country’s most populous province. While they’ve specifically dared the Pimp My Ride-watching Premier to attend any of their events, the War on Stupid is much, much more than a political roasting. “It’s everything under the sun”, the still-snappy argyle icon elaborated. “From the smallest, stupidest details we don’t even notice any more to the bigger issues. Stuff that happens on the Internet, to fake news, snowflakes, the alt-right, and all of these things that we need to deal with, we deal with it (and get real in Liana K’s words), right or left we’re going to spill your Kool-Aid.” And by STUPID, Ed makes sure to emphasize they’re referring to “people who happily operate beneath their intellectual capacity. They KNOW they’re acting like morons, but are having too good a time doing it. People need to start engaging their higher brain functions again.” Ed’s the guy to bring clarity to the masses; just don’t be racist towards his ethnic sock background. That $#!% was never cool no matter what day and age we’re living in.

I’d say Liana K represents Ed’s softer side, but the brainy video game journalist/cosplayer is more likely than anyone to bite her wooly companion’s head off should he get too out of line. She probably put what they’re trying to accomplish best by saying, “as comedians you do go over the line sometimes, but I always believe that outrage and offense is the first step towards social progress and social justice, because you’re asking questions. You’re knocking people out of their comfort zone,” giving examples as to how their old TV gig where she worked behind the scenes before joining Ed on camera treated all sorts of marginalized people back in the day like people instead of objectified stuff.

These live shows are guaranteed to be a unique experience from city to city, totally dependent on the audience that comes out combined with what’s going on at the moment in his rapidly evolving world. Free-form improvisation as Ed put it, like comedy jazz! When I had a chance to talk with the power couple, Toronto was just learning the identity of the brain-dead twit who threw a chair from a condo balcony onto a busy highway below…a news item that seems so passé now. Don’t expect any antiquated and irrelevant “What’s up with that?”-type material from Ed & Red.

So, have you been sufficiently tempted to want to see Ed & Red in person? Wanna go on them? I have two tickets to give away to any of their upcoming Ontario shows IF you can successfully name Ed’s former Night Party co-host who was also happened to be an announcer for 102.1 The Edge. Leave your guesses in the comments below along with which city you want to face the wrath of the War on Stupid, and I’ll randomly choose a winner from the correct answers.

And if this isn’t enough, Ed & Red also put together a playlist of pretty awesome tunes to pump themselves up while on the road. (Or is that “get stuffed” in Ed’s case?)




Tags: , , , ,


About the Author

Gilles LeBlanc literally fell into “alternative rock” wayyy back at Lollapalooza 1992, where he got caught in his first mosh pit watching some band named Pearl Jam. Since then, he’s spent the better part of his life looking for music to match the liberating rush he felt that day, with a particular chest-beating emphasis on stuff coming out of his native Canada. It took him awhile, but Gilles now writes feverishly about all things that rock (and or roll) through his ROCKthusiast alter ego.


Related Posts


16 Responses to Ed the Sock Declares War on Ontario Idiocracy

  1. Shane Smith says:

    Liana K.

  2. Lesley Manchester says:

    DJ James Stamos…..Do I win Alan? Lesley

  3. Greg says:

    I just about spat up my breakfast when the first song I heard on his playlist was Tori Amos.

  4. Daniel Hirsch says:

    Howard “Humble Howard” Glassman. If I win, I’d love tix to the TO show

  5. Dan Hirsch says:

    Howard “Humble Howard” Glassman. If I win, I’d love tix to the TO Show. I’ve been an Ed The Sock fan since my teen years in the 90’s

  6. Steve says:

    Humble Howard Glassman of Humble and Fred

  7. Tom McGaffin says:

    “Lord knows we need Ed’s brand of irreverent humour now more than ever given the buffoon who’s in charge of our country’s most populous province.”

    What about the buffoon in charge of the entire country? Or, would he be offended and somehow call Ed racist, due to Ed’s language?

  8. Dan Hirsch says:

    Humble Howard Glassman

  9. Dan Hirsch says:

    Sorry for the multiple posts .They weren’t showing up so I thought they weren’t getting posted

  10. Thomas, Derek Goselin says:

    Liana Kerzner. Ed and Fromage was the best thing when I was growing up

  11. Paul Vanwyck says:

    Humble Howard Glassman.

  12. Leslie A-D says:

    It was Humble Howard. London, please and thanks.

  13. TK4 says:

    Humble Howard.

  14. Nick Ivanov says:

    Ron Sparks

  15. Yasin P. says:

    Howard Glassman aka Humble Howard. Toronto tickets please.

  16. aj favors says:

    The Ottawa show was terrible! I’d want a refund if I actually paid for my ticket. We had three and they were still trying to give away more hours before the show. A lot of empty seats. Very rowdy crowd. Some people walked out it was so lame. Terrible very old dad jokes about dicks and bathroom behaviour. These two should have stayed retired. Wish we had not gone it just made me sad to see this old act now and his shrieky wife.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Back to Top ↑
  • FOLLOW ALAN


  • EntertainmentTO

    Music Tech MeetUp

    EntertainmentTO is the best way to expand your knowledge and network within Toronto’s Entertainment Tech community. Our mission is to inspire and empower those interested in shaping the future of Entertainment, including music, video, sports, and gaming.

    EntertainmentTO is led by Alan Cross, best known nationally and internationally as host of the syndicated radio series The Ongoing History of New Music, The Edge, Q107, and more.

    Join us as we bridge the gap between technology, innovation, and entertainment.

  • Twitter