The Gallagher Brothers Insult Generator

No one fights like Noel and Liam Gallagher. Not only have they physically assaulted each other many times (Noel once went after Liam with a cricket bat), but they lob Scud-like insults at each other. Among Noel’s 50 best quotes is this shot at his baby brother: “He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.” Then just in the last couple of weeks, Liam has been referring to Noel as a “potato.”

Exclaim! magazine has attempted to harness the Gallaghers’ power to insult in a new tool called the Noel Gallagher Insult Generator. Just click and go!


Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 40+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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