Gawd. There’s a new metal song inspired by the Hawk Tuah Girl.

The Hawk Tuah Girl (real name: Hailey Welch) is really getting mileage out of that sidewalk confession of her technique captured for TikTok on a Nashville sidewalk. (If you haven’t seen it yet, search it out yourself. She doesn’t need my help.)

What should have been something over in 15 seconds has turned into a Hawk Tuah Summer. Now there’s a metal band–somehow Hawk Tuah was available as a username–who was posted this song.

Damn, if this doesn’t something that Metallica might do if they were feeling melodic. That or some dumb hair metal band. Pay attention to the lyrics, too. They’re…interesting. And naturally, the artwork has her posing with an AR-15 style rifle. ‘Murica, f*ck yeah!