We’re About to Get Some Music About One of the Worst Books Ever Written

Fifty Shades of Grey and the pieces of shit that followed it are abominations, horribly written tribute to the abuse of women. And they’re also bad, bad porn. (For more of my ranting, go here.)

But no matter what I and other right-minded people think, there’s still going to be a movie–with a release of Valentine’s Day, fer f**k’s sake. (Is that a joke?  Sadly, no.)

And I’m sorry to say that a Canadian artist has the first single from the official soundtrack due February 10. I hope to hell they paid you a lot of money, Weeknd.