Gift Idea: Elvis’ Pubes. No, Seriously.
At some point, this conversation took place somewhere in Ohio:
“Honey? I bonked Elvis once.”
“Really?”
“It was 1965. And as a souvenir, I plucked out a few of his pubes.”
“Well, let’s hang on to them! They could be worth money some day.”
In his divorce with Billie Jean Flurt (yes, that’s her name), the husband somehow got custody of the public hairs and is now selling them on Craigslist.
All you Elvis collectors lookie here. I have a real pubic hair from Elvis Presley plucked by my ex-wife Billie Jean Flurt from Elvis crotch in 1965. I hate to part with it. But it can be yours for Christmas for $5000.00. Comes with letter of authenticity signed by Colonel Parker. I guarantee its real!
(Via Metro)
