Can’t get the baby to fall asleep? Then maybe you need Pampers 99.1 FM, a Philippine over-the-air radio station that’s designed just for babies. It broadcasts light white noise, sounds that science has proven to be rather pleasing to young’uns (something about mimicking the atmosphere of the womb).
Damn, I could have used this myself last night, not because I have kids (I don’t) but because one of the dogs was restless and wandering the halls. Bull Terrier #1 kept me up for hours despite my Samuel L. Jackson-esque pleading. “Go the F**K to sleep!” I yelled. No good. My dog thinks she’s a racoon.