Got a Problem? Get Advice from Ronnie James Dio. Wait: Isn’t He Still Dead?

Death cannot keep Ronnie James Dio from coming to the aid of his fellow metalhead. Yes, he may have passed to the other side in the spring of 2010, but he’s still available answer any pressing questions you may have.

If you’ve been following my travels over the last week, you’ll know that I’ve spent a crazy amount of time in aircraft and airports. This has brought me into contact with some pretty surly airline employees.  However, using the Ronnie James Dio Advice Generator, I was able to get a tip on how deal with airline check-in counters.

RJD Advice Generator 1 copy

 

RJD Advice Generator 2 copy

 

(Via RevolverMag via Tom)

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 30+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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