Greatest. Justin Bieber, Lawsuit. EVER!

On a Canadian bear rug?It does not get any better than this. A man from Michigan has filed a lawsuit against Justin Bieber.  Let me just quote the highlights of the suit from TMZ:

— “Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug.”

— “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.”

— “[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty [sic] combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones.”

— “Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. “

–“I’m an emotional mess.  America must boycott biebers music!” 

Well, I’m okay with that last bit.  Read more at TMZ.

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 30+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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