Guess What Morrissey Just Did to His American Tour

June 11, 2014 Alan Cross 0 Comments

Yep. He canceled the whole thing. Again. Last time, it was some kind of food poisoning. This time it was a cold. Or not. Word came down from the semi-official True to You website:

Morrissey announces the close down of the present U.S. tour with “unimaginable sorrow”.On Saturday, June 7th, following the show at Boston Opera House, Morrissey collapsed and was rushed to Massachusetts General Hospital where doctors treated Morrissey for “acute fever”.

Ah, but it’s not the Mozzer’s fault. The blame lies squarely with the tour’s opening act.

Difficulties had arisen on May 31st following Kristeen Young’s opening set at the Miami Knight Concert Hall, after which Kristeen confessed to “a horrendous cold”, the symptoms of which were passed on to Morrissey resulting in the cancellation of the next show in Atlanta.For the good of all, Kristeen was asked to step down from the immediate upcoming shows, but instead she decided to leave the tour entirely.

What’s her take on that story? She’s not buying it.

Regarding the recent True-to-you statement from Morrissey: I did not “confess to a horrendous cold”. On Monday, June 2nd, I had an allergy attack that was over within 16 hours. I went to a doctor (on Monday, June 2nd), an allergy specialist, who gave me drugs for allergies…and they worked. I explained this (early on Tuesday, June 3rd) and offered this doctor’s phone number to Morrissey personally, via email, and the tour manager, Donnie Knutson (for proof….since they seemed to doubt me). But, they NEVER followed up with me or said doctor. Also….it is incorrect that I “decided to leave the tour completely”. I was asked to leave. Was called (in the presence of my band as witnesses) by Morrissey’s booking agent, Dave Tamaroff, and told that there would be a new support band in Boston. I am very sorry that Morrissey is not feeling well. But I will not tolerate these lies….particularly about my health. This is really too much and bizarre.

But Morrissey is sticking to this excuse.

Morrissey and the band wish her well and hope she is now in good health.

I’ll bet.

Morrissey received medical attention in Miami, and once again in Boston, but it was not enough to shake off the virus, the recovery time for which is too lengthy to meet the final 9 shows of the tour.

It’s a shame that this could have all been avoided with a nice bowl of chicken soup. Oh, wait…