A Handy Tool: A Celebrity Perv Apology Generator

With so many famous people being taken down for a variety of indiscretions big, small and horrendous, the need for apologies has never been greater. But who can afford an expensive publicist who can craft these important pieces of groveling? That’s where The Celebrity Perv Apology Generator comes in, a free Internet-based service that will offer the right apology for the right occasion.

Here’s an example:

Hmm. Not bad. Let’s try again.

Maybe not. Once more.

Not great, but have you ever read a celebrity perv apology that’s actually worked?


Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 40+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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