If you’ve been anywhere near a casino in the last dozen years, you’ll know that slot machines have long turned into robots that encourage sensory overload. It’s why my mom spends hours shoveling my inheritance into these things one penny at a time.
With more than 8,000 licensed KISS items in circulation, I’m shocked that there hasn’t been a KISS slot machine until now. Or maybe there was and this is a new one. Regardless, it looks like this.
I don’t expect my mom to spend much time at this machine. I doubt if Gene would allow a KISS machine in the penny slot area.