Here’s a Chance to Deposit Money Directly into Gene Simmons’ Pants: KISS Launches a Slot Machine

If you’ve been anywhere near a casino in the last dozen years, you’ll know that slot machines have long turned into robots that encourage sensory overload.  It’s why my mom spends hours shoveling my inheritance into these things one penny at a time.

With more than 8,000 licensed KISS items in circulation, I’m shocked that there hasn’t been a KISS slot machine until now.  Or maybe there was and this is a new one.  Regardless, it looks like this.

I don’t expect my mom to spend much time at this machine.  I doubt if Gene would allow a KISS machine in the penny slot area.

(Via Hennemusic)

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 30+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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