The Internet has made Christmas shopping a lot more interesting. And unusual. For example…
Is this stuff officially licensed?
A long time ago, in a fantasy far far away…. STAR TOYS! Available now?! https://t.co/qAK6moJIoU ?We’ve spent many many moons working on these products and are absolutely thrilled with the final results.? Go check em’ out! #handsolo #darthvibrator pic.twitter.com/m0VakOG1Fg
— Geeky Sex Toys (@Geeky_Sex_Toys) December 4, 2017
I hope you noticed the C-3PO butt plug. I can’t even begin to imagine–oh, wait. I did. OMG! THOSE EYES!
Sized for both kids and adults, you can now drift off to sleep covered in everyone from Geddy Lee to Justin Bieber.
Just in case you wanted something a little more normal.