How screwed is Diddy? Let’s count the ways.

Sean Combs (aka Puff Daddy, Puff, Puffy, P Diddy, Diddy, Love, and maybe a few others) is having a bad week. Although he hasn’t been charged with anything yet, there are all kinds of allegations that involved stories grooming, sex with underage people, and human trafficking.

Given the seriousness of the allegations, you have to wonder why he wasn’t arrested.

Here’s today’s summary of how screwed Diddy is–so far. (Thanks to Rick J.)

1. The BBC has this summary of accusations.
2. What did the cops find during the raids on Diddy’s homes? This.
3. Wait: Prince Harry is named in a Diddy lawsuit? Yes.
4. Did he hire an Instagram model on a monthly stipend for sex work? That’s the accusation.
5. Diddy owes at least US$100 million to the bank because he took out eight mortgages on three homes.
6. This old creepy video featuring Diddy and an underage Justin Bieber is making the rounds,
7. Did Diddy shoot someone in a nightclub back in 1999? That’s what the victim says.
8. Fox has this story about Diddy’s former sense of invulnerability.
9. “Pink cocaine?”
10. Where is Diddy? Did he leave the country?

This story has legs. Stay tuned.