Tuesdays suck. You’re recovering from Monday. Hump day is still 24 hours off. The weekend seems out of reach. Everyone seems to be in a bad mood.
Maybe what you need is a good scream. Tom points us to this Slayer “Angel of Death” scream from Reign in Blood that goes on for a good eleven minutes. If you’re feeling particularly evil, you could leave this on your password-locked computer when you go for lunch. It will drive them insane.