
If you’re having a bad day, here’s a thrash metal song about petting dogs
When things get rough, pet a dog. You’ll feel better. This is the philosophy of Texas Toast Massacre, a group that just wants to pet dogs.
BONUS: Here’s Kirk Hammett of Metallica spending some quality time with my late, great Schmooze.

The only thing better than petting a dog is petting two!
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