How to Improve Your Chances of Having Sex at a Music Festival

Oh, those British. They love their goofy surveys. But because they’re so goofy, we can’t help but report on them. This is another one of those occasions.

Lovehoney, one of those “adult companies,” surveyed 1,000 British music fans about trends and opinions when it came to having sex at a festival. Here are some of the more interesting (and in some cases, disturbing) findings.

The most promiscuous festival: Glastonbury, with 34% of attendees reported to having boinked there. That’s far ahead of second place Creamfields (no jokes, please) with 17%.

The best type of music to have sex to at a festival: R&B with 25%, followed by dance and rock with 22% each.

Which of this year’s headliners would likely put you in the mood? Rihanna (30%), Chili Peppers (17%) and Adele (10%)

Best place for sex at a festival: Tent followed by car and campervan. Number 9 on that list was a porta-potty. Eww.

The full list of findings can be viewed at The Music.com.au.

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 30+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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