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Jack White doesn’t like Donald Trump’s Oval Office design aesthetic

What has Trump done to the Oval Office? He’s turned into a tacky gold-festooned whore’s palace using what looks like material bought on Temu. Jack White is not impressed.

He writes: “Look at how disgusting Trump has transformed the historic White House. It’s now a vulgar, gold-leafed and gaudy, professional wrestler’s dressing room. Can’t wait for the UFC match on the front lawn too; he’s almost fully achieved the movie ‘Idiocracy.’

“Look at his disgusting taste, would you even buy a used car from this conman, let alone give him the nuclear codes? A gold-plated trump bible would look perfect up on that mantle with a pair of trump shoes on either side wouldn’t it? What an embarrassment to American history. Also pictured in this photograph, a REAL leader of a nation in a black suit. -III”

Trump’s people took note. Stephen Cheung, the Whore White House Communications Director, fired back.

“Jack White is a washed up, has-been loser posting drivel on social media because he clearly has ample time on his hands due to his stalled career.

 “It’s apparent he’s been masquerading as a real artist, because he fails to appreciate, and quite frankly disrespects, the splendor and significance of the Oval Office inside of ‘The People’s House.’”

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 40+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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