JD Vance isn’t going to like this Men Without Hats parody

MAGA types are weird. JD Vance epitomizes that with his eyeliner, attitudes towards women, and his thing about childless cat ladies. He’s certainly not going to like this parody involved “The Safety Dance” and Men Without Hats. (Via Oreo)

JD Vance is a puppet.
He is owned by Peter Thiel,
And if Thiel says “Dance,”
Then Vance is gonna dance—
Or go in on “Stop the Steal.”

He’s a fraud and a phony,
And a fascist and a creep,
Not a real hillbilly—Eyeliner is silly,
Disastrous pick for Veep.

JD Vance hates the aunts
With no kids and four cats.
JD Vance is Comic Sans,
And Kamala is Brat!
JD Vance? There’s a chance
He’s Dan Quayle meets Al Gore. (Ugh!)
JD Vance don’t enhance.
Trump don’t want him no more.

But…

He’s stuck with JD Vance.
He’s stuck with JD Vance.
He’s stuck with JD Vance.
He’s stuck with JD Vance.
He’s stuck with JD Vance.