Jury Clears Rick Springfield’s Ass of Injuring Woman

Back in 2004, a woman named Vicki Calcagno went to a Rick Springfield concert. She was never the same again.

The claim was this: At some point in the show, Calcagno worked her way towards the stage in order to take a picture of Springfield’s ass. The contention is that her had accidentally came into contact with said ass. The impact allegedly caused a brain injury which has led to a disorder that results in seizures and spasms.

Despite offers to settle out of court, the case chugged along for more than a decade. The longer it went, the more Springfield decided to fight it. Things culminated last Friday in a Syracuse, New York, courtroom when after an hour’s deliberation, a jury found Springfield’s ass not negligent for Calcagno’s injuries. While Springfield offered some comments to the press, the ass had no comment.

Check out the video for additional courtroom drama.

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 40+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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