Don’t worry. It’s fakeness courtesy of The Onion. But jeezus, it’s a good thing they labeled it “satire” because the whole thing is just so damned…believable.
is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 40+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.