Just after last Christmas, we lost Lemmy to an aggressive form of cancer. Or did we?
The latest music-related conspiracy to wash up on the Internet says that Lemmy is not dead, thanks to a “blood sacrifice pact,” a Faustian bargain signed in exchange for fame and fortune. In other words, he sold his soul for rock’n’roll and therefore cannot die–at least in the usual sense. He has ascended to the level of “higher master.”
This video explains everything. (Via The Daily Star)