You want the best for child, a chance for him or her to grow up with proper music like the metal you hold so dear. But let’s face it. You can’t just throw the little tyke into the deep end of Reign in Blood or Ace of Spades. You gotta work up to that lest you scare the child into a life of Justin Bieber.
My suggestion? Start them slow with Hevisaurus, a Scandinavian metal band just for kids. Hey, it’s gotta be better the The Wiggles.
BONUS: A proper children’s song from Red Shirt, Blue Shirt.