Macey Grey Has Written a Song About Her Vibrator
Lots of people have written songs about boyfriends, real, imaginary, current and ex. Just ask Taylor Swift. But I can only think of two people who have written songs about their vibrators.
First is Canadian Sook-Yin Lee who included a song called “Vocal Improv with Vibrator” on her 1994 solo album, Lavinia’s Tongue. It’s so obscure that I couldn’t even find it on YouTube.
Then there’s this new one from Macey Grey entitled “B.O.B.”, which is short for “Battery Operated Boyfriend.” Please enjoy. (Via Metro UK)
I’m pretty sure The Dresden Dolls – “Coin Operated Boy” was about Amanda Palmer’s vibrator:
Coin operated boy
Sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
But I turn him on and he comes to life
Automatic joy
That is why I want a coin operated boy
Made of plastic and elastic
He is rugged and long-lasting
Who could ever ever ask for more
Love without complications galore
Many shapes and weights to choose from
I will never leave my bedroom
I will never cry at night again
Wrap my arms around him and pretend….
Well, since Musical Preferences are linked to Cognitive Styles says pundits and their scholarly work ( http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0131151 ), we can only say Macey Grey seems to be expressing OCD with ‘Sx.Ed’ ‘intrusive ‘ thoughts.
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A little late to the party but I would like to throw The Reverend Horton Heat into the mix, I have always thought that their song “One Time For Me” was about a guy watching a woman with her b.o.b. –
Say my hearts full of lust,
Say my brains goin’ bad,
You got your toy you got to use it use it use it,
Cause you’re drivin’ me mad.
I really wanna,
Wanna see ya,
Do it to yourself
Right now whoa!
Come on and work it baby,
It’s just me,
It’s not that most don’t know how
I said do it do it do it one time for me
Yeah I said do it do it do it so I can see.
I know when you’re alone,
And you’re sure no one is there,
You got desire saying pump it pump it pump it pump it
’till you cum everwhere yeah!
Say you don’t do it,
I know you do,
You can’t tell me you can’t no no whoa!
You know I love you baby,
Let’s have fun,
Come on and give me a show
I said do it do it do it one time for me
Yeah I said do it do it do it so I can see.
Yeah you do that real good,
I’ve never seen you so bad,
I just got to try to free ya free ya free ya free ya
Give you the best that you’ve had yeah!
I really wanna, wanna see ya, wanna see you explode right now whoa!
Come on and work it baby,
Churn that butter honey,
You’re gonna get it and how!
I said do it do it do it one time for me
Yeah I said do it do it do it so I can see.
Yeah!
Alan, you can start a list. Here’s 10 more songs about dildos and vibrators.
KILLER PUSSY / Dildo Desire
MARINA & THE DIAMONDS / Porn Is Good for the Soul
BORGORE / Nympho
LORDS OF ACID / Deep Sexy Space
HENRY FIAT’S OPEN SORE / Penetration Camp
SPICE / Lisa Swiper
B. DOLAN / Joan of Arcadia
PRINCE / Vibrator
THE VANDALS / The Vibrator Song
DOS GRINGOS / My wife’s vibrator