Madonna Breaks Her “Blowjobs for Hillary” Election Promise
Here’s something that was lost in all the election coverage over the last 24 hours: Madonna has broken her promise to offer oral sex to people who voted for Hillary Clinton.
A reporter for the New York Daily News showed up Madge’s New York building with a selfie he took in the voting booth, showing that he had, in fact, cast his vote for Clinton. Unfortunately, security claimed to know nothing about the BJs for votes deal and refused him entry.
“Ha ha ha ha,” laughed the security guard at her Madgesty’s Upper East Side manse. “I didn’t get that information, sorry, man.”
He then hung up, leaving a reporter with the ultimate hanging chad.
Drat. Another broken election promise. And if we can’t trust Madonna to live up to her word, who can we trust.
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