March Badness, Round Ten: brokeNCYDE vs. Journey. AND THE WINNER IS…

…brokeNCYDE. It wasn’t even close.

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Here’s the bracket.

In round ten of our NCAA-style competition to determine who is the worst band of all time, it’s:

brokeNCYDE: They probably call it “crunkcore.” People who know what good music is tend to call it a collection of occasionally offensive cliches delivered obnoxiously by utterly talentless people.

*NSFW language and grammar*

VS.

Journey: Best known for releasing the most annoyingly catchy songs with the most annoyingly peppy messages that sound like they’re written to be the most annoyingly biggest hits or nothing at all. Schlock.