Meanwhile, in the World of Justin Bieber…
Item 1: Remember the guy who plotted to castrate and kill the Biebs a few years ago? He still hasn’t been charged with any crime.
Item 2: He’s the highest-earning celebrity under the age of thirty. According to Forbes, he made over $80 million USD over the last year, most of it from touring.
Item 3: The Biebs has suddenly found God. He’s now “throwing himself into religion.”
Item 4: Note to Justin: There is no God. See items (1) and (2).
Forbes; Highest-Earning Celebrities Under 30:
1. Justin Bieber, 20, $80 million
2. One Direction, 21 (average age), $75 million
3. Taylor Swift, 24, $64 million
4. Bruno Mars, 29, $60 million
5. Rihanna, 26, $48 million
6. Miley Cyrus, 22, $36 million
7. Jennifer Lawrence, 24, $34 million
8. Lady Gaga, 28, $33 million
9. Avicii, 25, $28 million
10. Skrillex, 26, $18 million
(Via The Daily Mail)