Meanwhile, in the World of Justin Bieber…

Item 1: Remember the guy who plotted to castrate and kill the Biebs a few years ago? He still hasn’t been charged with any crime.

Item 2:  He’s the highest-earning celebrity under the age of thirty. According to Forbes, he made over $80 million USD over the last year, most of it from touring.

Item 3: The Biebs has suddenly found God. He’s now “throwing himself into religion.”

Item 4: Note to Justin: There is no God. See items (1) and (2).

Forbes; Highest-Earning Celebrities Under 30:

1. Justin Bieber, 20, $80 million

2. One Direction, 21 (average age), $75 million

3. Taylor Swift, 24, $64 million

4. Bruno Mars, 29, $60 million

5. Rihanna, 26, $48 million

6. Miley Cyrus, 22, $36 million

7. Jennifer Lawrence, 24, $34 million

8. Lady Gaga, 28, $33 million

9. Avicii, 25, $28 million

10. Skrillex, 26, $18 million

(Via The Daily Mail)

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 30+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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