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Metal Band Releases Dildo Shaped Like Frontman’s Head

Alan Cross 2 Comments

First Rammstein released their box set of dildos.  Now Ghost BC has issued a special commemorative, um, toy box entitled Phallos Mortuus Ritual Box Set.  

Inside a Bible-like package lined with dark red velvet, you’ll find a T-shirt, a brushed metal charm, a “divorce scroll” (whatever that is, but it does come with a gold Ghost seal so it must be real) along with a butt plug and a dildo.

It’s the dildo that’s getting the attention.  It’s moulded in the image of singer Papa Emeritus II.

The full set can be yours for just $199.99.  Or if you just want the dildo, you can get it for $75, complete with a black velvet drawstring bag.  Makes a great gift, I’m sure.

(Via AV Club)

Alan Cross

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2 thoughts on “Metal Band Releases Dildo Shaped Like Frontman’s Head”

  • I remember seeing a Jesus shaped dildo in a friends bathroom when I was a kid years ago. Of course I had no idea then what it was, though for some reason never forgot it.

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  • The singer told me he thought the buttplug was too small. Ouch.

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