Miley Cyrus eating fruit = NSFW video

When Tom sent me the link to this Miley Cyrus Instagram video, he quoted George Carlin:

“As long as I’m being a complete pig up here, let me ask you guys a question.
Let me ask one question of the men: Are you ever able to watch a woman eating a banana and NOT think about a blowjob? I can’t do it. And I know why: I’m a sick, evil fuck! I admit that! I can’t do it! Eating a banana, eating a pickle, licking on an ice cream cone. I’m thinking to myself “LOOK AT THE TONGUE ON HER! WOW!” So ladies, be careful when you’re standing out in front of that Häagen-Daz. ‘Cause Goddamn it, we’re watching. And God damn it, we’re thinking!”

This was obviously before Miley’s time, but were George still alive, I wonder what he’d have to say about this?

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 30+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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