Miley Cyrus eating fruit = NSFW video
When Tom sent me the link to this Miley Cyrus Instagram video, he quoted George Carlin:
“As long as I’m being a complete pig up here, let me ask you guys a question.
Let me ask one question of the men: Are you ever able to watch a woman eating a banana and NOT think about a blowjob? I can’t do it. And I know why: I’m a sick, evil fuck! I admit that! I can’t do it! Eating a banana, eating a pickle, licking on an ice cream cone. I’m thinking to myself “LOOK AT THE TONGUE ON HER! WOW!” So ladies, be careful when you’re standing out in front of that Häagen-Daz. ‘Cause Goddamn it, we’re watching. And God damn it, we’re thinking!”
This was obviously before Miley’s time, but were George still alive, I wonder what he’d have to say about this?