Mozzer Makes The Worst Dressed List
In what can only be described as something Morrissey likely could not give a single crap about, his qualifying for GQ’s worst dressed list will evoke a laugh, I’m sure. It certainly made me laugh!
With 2017 coming to a close, every detail of the last 12 months is under scrutiny as year-end lists of every kind get rolled out. And while Morrissey’s recent LP Low in High School may not have cracked Exclaim!’s Top 20 Pop and Rock Albums, the Mozfather has turned up on list from GQ — the 10 worst dressed men in the world.
The reasoning is sound, I suppose.
Morrissey’s penchant for flamboyant suits without shirts and quiffed hair has earned him a spot on the British magazine’s list of least fashionable dudes.
As pointed out by NME, Moz came in fifth place, getting bested — or should we say worsted — by Jacob Rees-Mogg, Schmee150, Paul Merton and No. 1 fashion disaster Game of Thrones actor Kit Harrington.
Rounding out the other 10 members of the list were PewDiePie, Louis Theroux, Marshmello, Elon Musk and Joe Wicks. Yes, Morrissey was named a worse dresser than a guy with a literal marshmallow for a head.
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