This handy list comes courtesy of the Houston Press. You can read the rationale for the picks here, but this is your top-line summary:
1. Ian Watkins: Ex-lead singer of Lostprophets and now a convicted pedophile.
2. Tim Lambesis: Singer for As I Lay Dying who’s charged with hiring a hitman to kill his wife.
3. Greg Ginn: Black Flag dude who managed to alienated everyone ever associated with this legendary band.
4. Kanye West: Do I need to elaborate?
5. Miley Cyrus: PUT THE TONGUE AWAY, FER CRISSAKES!