No, Tool didn’t leak music over the weekend. Check the calendar.

Tool fans should know by now that the band loves to prank people on April Fool’s Day. There was that time they told everyone that members of the band and crew had been seriously injured in a bus crash. Then there was when we heard that Maynard had left the group because he’d found Jesus.

Fake news, all of it. Same thing with this.

Relax, people. Stand down.