Not Feeling It for the Lady Gaga Super Bowl Halftime Show? Well, There’s a Porn Alternative

Coldplay’s halftime appearance at the Super Bowl was recently ranked as the worst ever and many fear that whatever Lady Gaga has planned won’t be of interest either. Never fear, though, because Brazzers–yes, the online adult entertainment people–are coming to the rescue with the ZZ Halftime Show.

Instead of watching Gaga on TV, people will be able to flip over to Brazzers.com to check out “football-themed games that fans have never seen before from a major adult entertainment brand.” Brazzers tried this last year (“[we] saved audiences from Coldplay!”) and saw a huge uptick in traffic, so they’re doing it again. And yes, everything will be very NSFW.

This year’s “game” will star Phoenix Marie, Romi Rain, Brooklyn Chase and Veronica Avluv. They will be divided into teams and compete “for the love of the fans who will be voting for their favorite ZZ Halftime II team on Twitter using the hashtag #ZZHalftime.” Fantastic, I’m sure.

Here’s a SFW promo.

 

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 30+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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