Published on July 5th, 2016 | by Alan Cross


Okay, This Wins: The Craziest Band Name EVER

Finding a name for your band can be so hard that some people just go “F**k it, let’s go with something stupid. At least it will make everyone laugh.” This attitude has given us Hitler’s Underpants, Diarrhea Planet, Dayglo Abortions, Broken Penis Orchestra, Hot Buttered Anal, etc. But this band from Durban, South Africa, wins the Bad Name Award™ from now until the heat death of the universe.

But this band from Durban, South Africa, wins the Bad Name Award™ from now until the heat death of the universe. They are called (take a deep breath):

Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.

If that’s too much, you can call them XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX for short.

This, as far as Facebook tells us, is a real band specializing in “gore grind” and consisting of Duncan Bentley (vocals), Kris Xenopoulos (instruments) and Lord Necrotic Gore Bong (more instruments).

Naturally, they have a logo.

Xavlegbma - Logo

And here’s the cover of their debut EP which is set for release on July 20. I can’t wait. (Thanks to Danny for the link. I think.)

Xavlegbma - Gore

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is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 30+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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