The Donald can’t seem to find any A-listers (or B- or C-listers, for that matter) to play his inauguration ball. No Andrea Bocelli, no David Foster, no Elton John, no Garth Brooks, no…who knows who else?
There’s also plans for something called the “All-American Ball,” which is scheduled for the Hyatt Regency in DC the night before the swearing-in. Word is that three performers have been lined up: Nashville singer-songwriter Beau Davidson, something called The Mixx (“The mid-Atlantic’s hottest party band!”) and also The Reagan Years, a band that only plays songs from the years when Ronald Reagan was president (i.e. 1981-89.)
No joke. Here’s their promotion video.
There’s only one person who seems to be into performing at the inauguration: Texas rapper Post Malone. But he wasn’t been asked.
Via The NME.