Ongoing History Daily: How dudes can increased their attractiveness by 90%

Dudes: this one is for you.  Are you having trouble with women? Desperate for a date? Well, I have a scientifically-proven method that’s guaranteed to make you up to 90% more desirable. 

According to a study out of the UK, nine out of ten people say that seeing someone with the ability to play the guitar instantly makes them hotter. And there’s more.  A quarter of the population of Britain—25%–open and readily admit that they’ve dated someone just because they can play the guitar.  I should also point out that this works for both sexes but the results is skewed more towards men because they’re the ones who pick up a guitar for the purposes of meeting more girls. 

Again, that stat is a NINETY per cent increase in desirability. Where would I be if I had not listened to my parents and taken up the accordion?