Depending on who you ask, Ozzy Osbourne is (a) not doing well; or (b) running for president. Let’s take this one by one.
According to Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue, “Someone said he isn’t doing well health-wise. That makes me sad. We love him.”
Ozzy’s health issues (falls, infections, pneumonia, Parkinson’s) are well known. Let’s hope he’ll be well enough to–ahem–run for president.
Some new merch suggests that he’s–well, look at this post.
Go after Kanye, Ozzy. America needs you.