Music

The Physical Toll of Being a Rock Star

This is from my column in today’s Metro newspapers:

Back on the 19th, Bono felt unwell. Decompressing from the massive 360 Tour at his villa in Eze-sur-Mer in the south of France, his heart began rattling around in his chest like a drum machine gone insane.  The palpitations and discomfort were enough for his wife to rush him to Princess Grace Memorial Hospital in nearby Monaco.

After being examined by a specialist and subjected to a battery of tests, he was sent home with orders to get some rest. Bono’s 51-year-old body is telling him something: you can’t be on a world tour for two years, pausing only for major spinal surgery and not expect to suffer some physical consequences.

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The Guy Behind the Non-Human DJ Defends Himself. Screw You, Dude.

Dominque Garcia, the guy who’s getting all kinds of publicity for introducing “Denise,” the non-human radio “personality” wrote an essay explainging–and defending–himself.

The dude seems to think he’s performaing a service to the radio industry.  I say he’s contributing to its death.

The premise of radio is that it’s always been personal, intimate and real.  Getting a computer program to do the work of a real, live, empathetic, storytelling communicator is nothing short of perverse.

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Best. Patent. Argument. Ever.

If you’re following tech, you’ll know that the entire industry–Apple, Google, Microsoft, Samsung, Motorola, HTC, etc.–are engaged in a giant fustercluck of patent suits and countersuits.  

“Innovation be damned!  I’m suing for patent infringement.”  Great.

One of the more high-profile suits is Apple vs. Samsung over their Galaxy tablet.  “It looks too much like an iPad, the design WE came up with!”

Er, hold on, Apple.

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RIM Unveils BBM Music

Oh, RIM.  Why couldn’t you have done this sooner?  Why the Johnny-come-lately attitude?

As the Blackberry continues to lose market share to iOS devices and Android–and as Windows Phone 7 is starting to look like a player–RIM has launched a Hail Mary music play:  BBM Music.

“See?” the company says, “We’re more than just a business company that offers enterprise solutions!  We can play in the consumer space, too.”  Adorable.

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